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With the large “We, Robot” Tesla occasion the opposite day, I couldn’t assist returning to one thing from 5 years in the past. It’s a combination of irritating, hilarious, and basically fraudulent.
“We, Robot” might have taken place 5–8 years in the past, as a result of the core factors had been introduced again then. One of many identical comparisons was made again then — the comparability to elevator operators. Tesla automobiles might have pushed by themselves round a Warner Bros. faux downtown again then as effectively — it might simply be the Mannequin 3, S, and X that might have been used. And, importantly, Elon Musk proclaimed with nice enthusiasm that Tesla automobiles purchased again in 2018 and 2019 could be appreciating property — as a result of they had been going to have the ability to make their house owners cash as robotaxis inside a few years.
I purchased my 2019 Tesla Mannequin 3 in mid-2019, with the most recent notes from Musk on the time being that feature-complete Full Self Driving could be full by the top of the 12 months. Relying on software program progress and regulatory approval, I might need a robotaxi on my arms in a 12 months or two. (It was not shared till a lot later that it was round this identical time that Tesla determined it wanted to do a whole rewrite and deal with the issue from a distinct angle.)
It’s now greater than 5 years later. Many Teslas bought at the moment are not with their authentic house owners — both bought on or destroyed in accidents. I nonetheless have mine, however, shockingly, it has not appreciated in worth. In reality, it’s value effectively beneath 50% of what I purchased it for.
Right here’s the factor: the timeframes for attaining robotaxi functionality introduced at “We, Robot” are mainly the identical because the timeframes introduced by Elon Musk at an analogous presentation in 2018 — relative to the time of the presentation. In different phrases, the identical guarantees are being made proper now as had been made a number of years in the past. However what occurred to these earlier guarantees? I nearly really feel like I’m in some form of Marvel timewarp or mass brainwashing. We’re getting the identical pitch, 5 years later, however the pitch from 5 years in the past clearly by no means got here true.
Reasonably than being advised that automobiles purchased on the time of that first presentation will, lastly, change into appreciating property any day now, the hype is round a brand new Cybercab design to be inbuilt 2027. However, wait, when will my 2019 Mannequin 3 lastly be value greater than I purchased it for?
I do know some assume this can be a private gripe. If it was solely that, I’d take it up with Tesla administration. The purpose is that thousands and thousands of individuals have purchased Teslas following these guarantees and based mostly off of them, and I’ve a tough time believing anybody who purchased a Tesla prior to now 5 years goes to see their Tesla recognize in worth. That’s what the brand new cyber automobiles are for — to distract individuals from the earlier presentation, hype, and promise.
I actually am fairly stunned there haven’t been class motion lawsuits filed at this level. These are slides used within the 2018 presentation:
There have been some new parts on this presentation, although, in comparison with 5–8 years in the past. Musk mentioned the humanoid robotic they’re growing, noting each that he thinks one will value $20,000–30,000 long run, as soon as it’s produced at scale, and that he thinks “this will be the biggest product ever of any kind.” He thinks one thing at that value that isn’t important to a working class particular person’s life will change into the most important product ever. I’m confused.
Did Elon throw a superb social gathering? Sure, for positive. Dancing robots in a gazebo with “What Is Love?” enjoying, cool-looking futuristic Cybercabs and Cybervans driving individuals round a fairly Hollywood townscape: enjoyable. Would have been good to be part of the social gathering. But it surely looks like a large Hollywood smokescreen to distract from the truth that the identical guarantees had been made 5+ years in the past, and nobody who purchased a automotive at the moment — or in all probability since then — purchased an appreciating asset.
Once more, possibly I’ve change into too skeptical and will probably be confirmed mistaken. That will be nice. Nonetheless, it’s already half a decade since these forecasts — about buyer automobiles produced at the moment — started.
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